Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name: Stuart
A Stuart (or Stu for short) is the name of a cocky bastard who has good reason to be cocky. The term originated in Toronto around 2003, it is unkown exactly as to who started the term but it is commonly accept that the term was originaly used to describe Stuart Allan

Girl "Stuart why are you so cocky"
Stu "I am not cocky I am just confident"
Girl slides down Stuart’s pants
Girl "Oh that’s why"



2.) Your age: 17
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park

Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."


3.) What should you be doing: Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.


4.) Favorite color: Red
This describes the condition of the person who has been smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol--they are red, as in red in the face (from the alcohol) AND/OR red in the eyes (from the marijuana).
"After I have my breakfast blunt and my mickey, I'm red and ready for work."

"I drank all the beer and did bong hits, then I was sooo red."


5.) Birthplace: Surrey
Home of marijuana grow ops, crack-whores, Indo-Canadian gangs, pregnant teenagers and Exco wearing drug dealers.
Surrey is going to be the next compton

6.) Month of your birth: September
a month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts

uh oh its almost september.. no more summer vacation



7.) Last person you talked to: Tara
Drop dead gorgeous. Used to describe the most amazing person you know. Legendary.
Wow, you are so tara.


8.) One of your nicknames: Veg
to relax all day and eat a lot
I'll probly be veggin out all day